Just when you start thinking the season couldn't get any worse...
To clear up the confusion as to why I won't be racing in Mexico, let's set the record straight. What actually happened was that I had a couple of beers while watching [Juan Pablo] Montoya in the Busch race on TV, and had started to fall asleep. So I decided to go out on an ATV on the desert trails at the back of my house.
The end result wasn't pretty. I misjudged a bump, and suddenly the freakin' thing had its way with me like a 300-pound man in San Quentin. On top.
So I have a fractured right scapula and I'm going to miss the final race of the season. I had to go to the SEMA show in Las Vegas with this sling around me, and before I knew it there were five different versions of what happened. But now you know the story.