OK, OK, I know I haven't done a column for a while but what did you guys and girls want to read about? Really, there are only so many ways to say "we sucked".
If you're a Champ Car fan you'll be well aware that at Forsythe Championship Racing, we spent the summer pissing in the dark on set-up. What we didn't realise until just before Zolder - our 11th round - is that we've been pissing both in the dark and into the wind. Not a pretty picture.
We were way out on the basics. In fact, things have been so bad, I can't be bothered boring you with all the details race-by-race in this column.
Toronto I don't even remember, but assume it was disaster. Edmonton - not good until race day, but then myself and Oriol Servia carved through from the back of the pack and finished fifth and sixth.